shabbat is here

SHABBAT IS HERE. RECUSE YOURSELF FROM WORK. "BORROW" THAT FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP CHALLAH FROM WASH U HILLEL. WATCH DRUNK HISTORY ON REPEAT. WATCH GET OUT. HIDE UNDER YOUR ELECTRIC BLANKET. STAY THERE WHERE IT'S WARM AND SAFE AND YOUR CAT LICKS YOUR FEET. SHABBAT IS HERE! AH YES! SHABBAT!