shabbat is here

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING. HAVE YOU STOPPED WHAT YOU'RE DOING? FIND A BUDDY TO READ THE REST OF THIS STATUS TO YOU WHILE YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED. ARE THEY CLOSED? GOOD. SHABBAT IS HERE!!! REFLECT ON HOW MUCH YOU NEEDED THIS DAY THIS WHOLE WEEK. THINK ABOUT YOUR WEIRD EYE CONDITION AND HOW MANY PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATED YOU. AND NOW IMAGINE YOURSELF LIGHTING THE CANDLES AND LETTING THAT GO. IT'S SHABBAT! IT'S ANDREW'S BIRTHDAY! IT'S BASICALLY PURIM! SUDDENLY YOU'RE NOT SO BEAT DOWN. IN FACT, YOU FEEL UP FOR A TARGET RUN OR FINALLY EMPTYING OUT THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ON SHABBAT. ANYTHING AT ALL. EXCEPT WORK. DON'T WORK. DO SOMETHING YOU LIKE! FIND WHERE THEY MOVED THAT ABRA NEST. TELL YOUR TALENTED FRIEND THAT SHE SHOULD BE A PROFESSIONAL ARTIST. LIFT YOUR CAT OVER YOUR HEAD AND REMIND HIM HE'S YOUR LITTLE MAN. THAT'S WHAT SHABBAT IS ALL ABOUT. EVERYTHING IS THE BEST. I LOVE SHABBAT AND I LOVE YOU. YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW AND GREET SHABBAT.