shabbat is here

SHABBAT IS HERE. WE'VE BEEN ASKING IS IT SHABBAT YET BASICALLY SINCE MONDAY AND NOW IT IS SHABBAT! GATHER YOUR USELESS PHONE BOOKS AND BURN THEM ON YOUR ROOFS. HIGH FIVE YOUR NEIGHBOR. TAKE A LONG HOT SHOWER. SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF THE GOOD SABBATH FINALLY ARRIVING. AH YES. SHABBAT. A TIME FOR THAI FOOD (WITHOUT PEANUTS) AND SINGING WITH YOUR FRIENDS. A TIME FOR DEFROSTING THAT EXTRA GOOEY BUTTER CAKE. YESSSS. I LOVE SHABBAT AND I LOVE YOU.