shabbat is here

SHABBAT IS HERE. ALL WEEK LONG YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF THIS WORLD THAT KEEPS DOING THAT THING YOUR BROTHER USED TO DO TO YOU, YOU KNOW, WHERE HE KICKS THE BACK OF YOUR KNEE JUST RIGHT SO YOU FALL DOWN EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T EVEN KICK YOU THAT HARD SO IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED TO TELL YOUR MOM BUT IT'S MORE EMBARRASSING THAN ANYTHING ELSE. THAT THING. I GET IT UNIVERSE! I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ANYTHING AND I AM AT THE WHIM OF AN INDIFFERENT AND SIMULTANEOUSLY MIRACULOUS EXISTENCE-- BUT AT LEAST I HAVE SHABBAT. THOUGH CIVILIZATIONS CRUMBLE AND THE CLIMATE WILL CHANGE AND THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN'T CATCH A GOSH DANG BREAK, SHABBAT WILL KEEP HAPPENING AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT FROM US. SHABBAT WILL RESTORE OUR LIFE COUNT IN THE UPPER RIGHT HAND CORNER. WE'RE BACK UP TO AT LEAST 5 HEARTS AND CAPABLE OF SCREAMING IN THE FACE OF THE COMING WEEK LIKE LAST WEEK DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN. I AM PUMPED ON SHABBAT. I LOVE SHABBAT AND I LOVE YOU.