shabbat is here

SHABBAT IS HERE. IT'S FINALLY HERE. SECURE YOUR GALENTINE. NIBBLE YOUR SEVEN SPECIES. TWEET IN ALL CAPS. DROP A SIX HOUR LURE. THANK HASHEM IT'S SHABBAT. JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T COME, HERE IT IS. SHABBAT SHALOM. I LOVE SHABBAT AND I LOVE YOU.