shabbat is here

SHABBAT IS HERE! DRINK YOUR TEA! EAT YOUR SCONES! PRONOUNCE IT SKON THOUGH OR YOU WILL LOOK FOOLISH! AH YES! SHABBAT! A TIME FOR REALIZING LIFE GOALS AND ACHIEVING THEM. A TIME FOR LOOKING AT WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE BLADE OF A 5000 YEAR OLD AXE WHILE SOME OLDER BRITISH GENTLEMAN ENCOURAGES YOU TO HOLD IT. WHY NOT? THERE'S LIKE 20 MORE IN STORAGE. GO TO A DETECTIVE THEMED SPEAKEASY! RECOGNIZE THAT LADY FROM THE BBC! WHATEVER! YOU DO YOU! IT'S SHABBAT AFTER ALL! I LOVE SHABBAT AND I LOVE YOU!